Are you tired of your Narcissist’s constant games? Does he or she stage scenes in order to make you appear confused, hare-brained, or an all-out lunatic? Do they insist you’re losing your mind when you ask them about your stuff they keep moving around in a twisted game of Where’s Waldo?
I can relate. There’s nothing more frustrating than being under constant siege by a Narcissistic Ninny. If you’re tired of your partner’s antics, why not give them a taste of their own medicine? I offer the following suggestions to assist you in your endeavors.
Keep in mind that these recommendations require patience, attention to detail, and a strong sense of discretion. The secret to successfully implementing these strategies is to pace yourself. Most importantly, under no circumstance should you divulge to your Narc that you are the culprit when they begin to gradually feel the heat. Paying homage never felt so wonderful!
In the Closet
In the Lavatory
– Andrew Nielsen
The Gift that Keeps on Giving
Him: How do I look?
You: Fat man in a little coat…
Him: WTF did you say?
You: That jacket is totally dope…what did you think I said?
Did you successfully exact a little justice? How did your Narc react in the face of Instant Karma?
**For comedic purposes only. After all, Karma is Karma**
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